Is Amazon Making A New Mt. Rushmore With Jeremy Clarkson, Hammond, and May?
Social media went wild after a truck was spotted this week carrying a very peculiar cargo. While only a part of the cargo was uncovered, there is speculation that the truck belonged to Amazon.
You can see in the pictures below, posted on Twitter, what looks to be a giant statue of Jeremy Clarkson’s head, as well as two other giant boxes, presumably holding the statuesque heads of James May and Richard Hammond.
So he's walking now headless?
— Schwarz Lowe (@schwarzlowexix) December 4, 2016
Driving through Washington State. WTF? Is that @JeremyClarkson looking at me? pic.twitter.com/7iDt5Bzp3m
— Charles John (@INeed_AnAdult) December 2, 2016
It seems that Jeremy Clarkson really does have the biggest head of the trio, as they couldn’t even get his inside the box. Likewise, we can assume Hammonds tiny head was in the smallest container, that or the hair for James May’s statue.
On Reddit, several internet detectives have suggested that based on the truck’s license plates, the cargo is destined for Washington state to be used for filming, others have concluded that the head/s are instead on their way to Amazon’s offices in Seattle, Washington.
Stuck behind @JeremyClarkson 's ego pic.twitter.com/9X6su3WzEB
— Jim (@jgold_official) December 2, 2016
Ummm… I knew @JeremyClarkson had a big head, but yikes! Beware of stone idols, my friends. #TheGrandTour pic.twitter.com/zMGQwKKZQ6
— Joshua Brandon (@THEJoshBrandon) December 3, 2016
Are these massive, almost Easter Island style heads going to become a part of some new Amazon Mt. Rushmore, honoring their newest television show hosts for the great reviews? Maybe they are for some new segment on the show, and maybe they aren’t even Clarkson, Hammond, and May!
Or maybe, just maybe, Jeremy Clarkson has bought a house in the states and the boxes contain the rest of the massive statue of himself that will be erected in front of his new home, safe and far away from the explosive team of Richard Hammond and James May…
Where do you think the head is going?
The boxes actually contained other body parts for Jezza. One was labeled ‘Jeremy Crotch’.
That is a very, very unusual truck for American roads. Something seems amiss here.
I live in Washington and have seen them.
Amazon may be new to television, but their marketing chops are quite impressive indeed. –As if it wasn’t planned that this wouldn’t be spotted….. Well done Amazon, carry on!