Jeremy Clarkson Discusses His Cancer Scare
Jeremy Clarkson revealed in his column for the Sun that he’d had a major health scare where he ‘figured’ he had bowel cancer.
“Well that’s it, I’ve got bottom cancer,” Clarkson wrote in his column as he’d noticed a red stain around the toilet bowl after going to the bathroom. He “nearly had a heart attack” as he spotted it. He said, “whole bowl was stained blood red”.
Of course, he’d forgotten that the evening before he’d eaten his way through a bit of beetroot. He said:
“I swear to God that stuff should come with a health warning, advising people that it will make your number twos the colour of Marilyn Monroe’s lips.”
This went on to him discussing the fears of leaving his three children, Emily, 25, Finlo, 21, and Katya, who is 23.
If you’re worrying about anything talked about in this article or are just interested, please head over to Bowel Cancer UK to learn more.
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LMAO… You’ll think you have Penis cancer the next time you eat asparagus…