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Jeremy Clarkson Surprised By Man In Car “Pleasuring Himself” While “Smoking A Large Joint”

Jeremy Clarkson has revealed in his latest column that while on a drive with his partner Lisa Hogan, they pulled over to interrogate who they thought might be a “poacher”. Well, it turned out they couldn’t have been more wrong. Instead of being a poacher, the man was instead sat in his car “pleasuring himself” while smoking weed.

The Clarkson’s Farm presenter explained how he drove to somewhere he calls “the big wood” which has had a recent history of poachers. Because of this, he was interested in finding out more when he saw this stopped car:

“In the middle of nowhere, next to what I call ‘the Big Wood’ and as there have been reports in recent weeks of poachers in the area, I thought it might be prudent to stop to see what was what.

“So, I pulled up alongside the car and inside was a young man who was using one hand to smoke a large joint and the other to, how can I put this, frantically pleasure himself,” he wrote.

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It was at this point the man in the car recognised who he was, calling out: “Oh my God, you’re Jeremy Clarkson!”

The ex-Top Gear presenter was quick to remove himself from the situation, returning to Lisa before heading home.

Lisa Hogan has been very open about her relationship with Jeremy Clarkson, admitting in an interview with Fabulous that: “It’s relaxing knowing you are not going to be with anybody else.

“It gives you a certain amount of liberation.”

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