Watch An Idiot Long-Boarder Skate Across 5 Lanes Of Speeding Traffic

We’ve seen videos of people doing stupid things on bikes, in cars, and in carwashers, but someone being an absolute idiot on a longboard… Well, we’ve never seen that before, until now.

This happened somewhere in the US, where a dashcam picked up a clip of the long-boarder shooting across five lanes of a major freeway, narrowly avoiding fast-moving cars as they slam their brakes on. Surprisingly, he managed to get across without even a tap.

With natural selection not quite getting its way this time, the long-boarder is alive and kicking to fight another day. But if he keeps up this level of stupidity, it won’t be long until something bites him on the a*s.